Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• What can I do if I'm afraid to die from sleep apnea, but deathly afraid of wearing a sleep Apnea mask?
• Exclusive | Doctors dismissed my troubling symptom but I pushed — how I knew it was cancer - New York Post
• Climate Disasters Hit the Brain Before Babies Are Even Born, Study Suggests - Gizmodo
• Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
• Which is more effective for joint pain relief: a red LED light or an infrared heat lamp? Is there a noticeable difference in the speed of pain relief between the two?
• Scientists reveal how to cut onions without crying, and their method is incredibly simple. - Farmingdale Observer
• What are some life hacks for living on your own?
• Usher Serves as Groomsman at Robin Thicke and April Love Geary’s Mexico Wedding — See the Photos! - AOL.com
• Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street
• Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News